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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY