Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY