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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY