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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY