Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Villages Defended: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY