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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Runes Activated: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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