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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY