Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	8496	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ores Mined:	4497

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LingoFail Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileCraft: StandTogether

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lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/sanctuary-mc-2/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	206503
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.