Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9024

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HomeSweetHomeMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	419498	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

StinkyDelightMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MicroRNA Masters: Ambros & Ruvkun

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where we award players with the prestigious Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine 2024 for discovering microRNAs and their role in gene regulation.

Join us and become a Minecraft scientist like Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun, uncovering the secrets of gene activity and regulation in a blocky world.

Discover new dimensions of gene regulation just like microRNAs, and show off your skills in developing different cell types in Minecraft.

Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to understanding how organisms develop and function? Join our server and embark on a wild journey of discovery and creativity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Survive out there, but watch out for those sneaky vanilla ice cream bandits on Survival Horizons SMP 1.21.1!

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Survival Horizons Minecraft Server

Server IP	mc.survivalhorizons.net
Website	survivalhorizons.net
Discord	discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Rules:

RESPECT EVERYONE
DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the Server IP: mc.survivalhorizons.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any banned items or activities on the server?

Yes, cheating or exploiting in any form is strictly prohibited. Make sure to abide by the server rules to avoid any bans.

3. Can I create my own plugins or mods for the server?

While personal mods are allowed, be sure to follow the server rules and guidelines when creating and using them.

4. How can I report an issue or a player on the server?

You can report any issues or players by contacting the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftySpy – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing and having a blast? Look no further than our server, where you can choose to join either GDI or NOD and battle it out in epic Minecraft wars!

Join GDI and fight for peace and order in the Minecraft world, or join NOD and embrace chaos and destruction. But be warned, the NOD players have been known to ride creepers into battle while wearing nothing but diamond helmets!

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon racing competition, where players ride on the backs of Enderdragons through obstacle courses and try to avoid getting knocked off by flying pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who roam the land spreading joy and colorful wool wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Red Eagle Politics Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest political debates you’ve ever seen! Our based mulatto leader keeps things entertaining with his informative videos that are straight to the point and full of no BS. Who knew politics could be so fun in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next election gets a diamond-encrusted crown to wear while ruling over the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this crazy adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EvilPixelPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever met someone who, in your eyes, was a truly evil person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a player who goes by the name of “The Creeper King.” Legend has it that he once blew up an entire village just for fun, laughing maniacally as he watched the villagers run for their lives. But fear not, for on our server, you have the chance to team up with other players and take down this dastardly villain once and for all. Join us if you dare, and let the battle against evil begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BoomerCraft2021

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Are you starting to feel like a Minecraft boomer? Are you finding yourself building retirement homes instead of epic castles? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from becoming a Minecraft senior citizen! Join us and never worry about getting old again because on our server, age is just a number!

We have so many outrageous reasons for you to join our server, like the fact that our diamond ore blocks actually sing show tunes when you mine them. And our creepers have all been trained to breakdance instead of exploding, so you can watch them bust a move instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where you can take a dip and instantly become a Minecraft toddler again. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless energy for mining and crafting!

So come join us on our server and never worry about getting old in Minecraft again. Who needs retirement homes when you can have diamond mines and breakdancing creepers? It’s time to turn back the clock and have some LOLzy fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MicroRNA Minecraft Server

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HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA BE AS COOL AS THOSE NOBEL PRIZE WINNERS? WELL THEN U GOTTA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT MICROSCOPIC RNA RESEARCH GOIN’ ON 24/7, U CAN BECOME A VIRTUAL SCIENTIST AND WIN A VIRTUAL NOBEL PRIZE! PLUS, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOSTLY MICROSCOPES THAT FLOAT AROUND AND WHISPER SECRETS ABOUT THE UNIVERSE. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A MICROSCOPIC LEGEND!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where even Neo-Nazis are ditching their lame Telegram chats for our epic SimpleX Chat app. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild, so crazy, that even Hitler himself would be like, “Damn, this place is off the chain!”

Join us for insane PvP battles where you can smack around creepers and zombies like they owe you money. Build the most epic base you’ve ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava and a tower made entirely of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons and spiders.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where the winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our hardcore survival mode where death is around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Magic Mushroom Madness

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come join our minecraft server where we offer psychotherapy with magic mushrooms! 🍄🌀

need to escape the stress of real life? hop on our server and let the psilocybin work its magic on your depression and anxiety! 🌈🧘‍♂️

no need to worry about any side effects like phobia, paranoia, or psychosis – just good vibes and good times on our trippy minecraft server! 🤪🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the mushrooms guide you to a whole new level of relaxation and fun in the virtual world! 🚀🍄 #mindfulmining

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

🌾 The Field of Chaos 🌾 [Chaos Edition]

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The Field Minecraft Server

Overview:

The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members.

Join Here • The Field

Our Idea: 💡

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join: ✅

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to a unique Community and SMP style experience.
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players.
Easy to learn mechanics (Alongside some secrets not even the best know about yet).
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic.
Many Structures and redesigned Villages.
Frequent and Active Community events.

What ya waiting for? Join The Field Now!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a friendly community environment.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage our community members to provide suggestions for improving the server. Just share your ideas and we will review them.
Is there a cost to join the server?	No, joining our Minecraft server is completely free of charge.
What kind of events can I expect on the server?	We host various events such as quests, bounty hunts, boss fights, and community gatherings. Stay tuned to our Discord for event announcements.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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Survival Horizons Minecraft Server

Rules:

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. Are there any banned items or activities on the server?

3. Can I create my own plugins or mods for the server?

4. How can I report an issue or a player on the server?

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The Field Minecraft Server

Overview:

Our Idea: 💡

Features and Reasons to join: ✅

FAQs:

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