ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	286	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TechWishCraft

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Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HezBlock Minecraft Server

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omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

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OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, banner, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy events, and jaw-dropping rewards!

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves, when suddenly a giant Resonator Banner appears in the sky, summoning the almighty Shorekeeper to guide you on your journey. But watch out, because the Stellar Symphony Rectifier is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever it goes!

And that’s not all! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before, participate in the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event for exclusive rewards, and team up with friends in the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event for a chance to defeat legendary bosses and claim epic loot!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our timeline and rewards spreadsheet for a sneak peek at all the awesome goodies waiting for you, redeem secret codes for special bonuses, and show off your emotes collection to your fellow players in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest gaming community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4