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StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	5896	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	818
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5873	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6909	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2022	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1