Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 2895
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Enchantments Applied: 245 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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