Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Dimension Hops: 0
Crops Grown: 3037 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Potions Brewed: 153
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

    Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

    – The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

    – Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 161

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

    TechTrendz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

    GenoTurkey Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Bucha’s Drone Busters

    Bucha’s Drone Busters
    Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Farms Harvested: 578
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4170 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 445989 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 1653
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 New Chunks Explored: 225331
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Potions Brewed: 104
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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