Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2659
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

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come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

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lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mines Excavated:	1936

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.