Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alternate history, Curiosity, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, Minecraft, Sci Fi, smp, temporal adventure, temporal displacement, temporal escapade, temporal excursion, temporal exploration, temporal journey, temporal paradoxes, time bending, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time warp, TimeWarp10

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

authority defiance, consequences, dream scenario, fantasy world, Forbidden, no repercussions, NoConseqRuleBreaker, Rebellion, rule bending, rule breaking, rule breaking adventure, rule breaking desires, rule breaking dreams, rule breaking escapade, rule breaking imagination, rule breaking thrill, rule breaking wishes, rule-breaking fantasies, societal norms, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged killing, atrocities, Conflict, historical, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, legal proceedings, Military, Minecraft, PoWs, prisoners of war, prosecutors, russia, russians, Server, soviet union, War Crimes, world war II

Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StarshipSkyHigh

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blockia Minecraft

Blockia, Community, Creative, Daily, Economy, Events, game modes, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Seasons, Server, Survival, Survival Games, System, Unique

Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

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🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
New Chunks Explored:	56759	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

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Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5696	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	1944
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

air travel, Aviation, banned items, Bans, Blasts, communication devices, hezbollah, Hezbollah members, HezbollahCraft, iran, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, Planes, regulations, restrictions, Safety, SECURITY, Talkies, Targeting, Terrorism, travel, walkie, walkie-talkies

yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Half Year Kids Land

age, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Communication, Development, early childhood, growth, half year, Kids, Land, Life, Milestones, parenting, percent, preschool, silly, substantial, Toddler, under $5, year

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

animal studies, anxiety, behavior regulation, Brain, brain function, brain protein, brain science, depressive behaviors, female behavior, female mice, Fun, mental health, mood disorders, motivation, motivation regulation, Mouse, neuroscience, protein discovery, research, Rewards, rodent research, scientific discovery

so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MatangaMC

Anarchy, Bedrock compatibility, Discord, Factions, Ffa, Gens, halloween event, Kingdoms, Mega Gens, Pacific kingdom, PvP, raider, Survival

Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AgeraPvP Club – Mini-Games. [PVP 1.8] Minecraft server

1.8, administration, Arcade, Bedwars, blockparty, BOMBERS, Buildffa, Cosmetic Items, Duels, games, Lobby, Mini Games, Moderation, Pirate, PvP, PvP themes, Ranking system, TNT Run, TnT Tug, unique style, Without Launcher, YouTuber

A server of a popular YouTuber with a unique style and presentation of gameplay, focused on PvP themes.

Available game versions: from 1.8 to 1.21.

Server modes:

BedWars – made similar to Hypixel.

Duels – with many different modes.

BuildFFA is a competitive mode with various kits and ranks.

Arcade – includes modes such as TnT Run, TnT Tug, BlockParty, Bombers.

Responsive moderation and administration are ready to help at any time with any problem.

The server has a unique ranking system that allows you to demonstrate your skills.

There are also plenty of cosmetic items available in the lobby and in games to ensure every player can stand out.

Our project will definitely not let you get bored!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.