| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8362 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
cherrytown.line.pm:23003
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4045 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 52 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.
so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 5685 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 385 |
| Server Info | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. |
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| Reset | Vote for resets on Discord. |
| Gameplay Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. |
play.hotdogwater.dog| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use mods on the server? | Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods. |
| How often are resets voted on? | Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback. |
| Is griefing allowed? | Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like. |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6910 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1696 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4600 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2108 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3475 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8365 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 278 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 83 | Enchantments Applied: | 254 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4627 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Enchantments Applied: | 297 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 762 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9297 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 214712 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 706 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
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| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!