CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Farms Harvested: 998 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dimension Hops: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Villages Defended: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 3646 Crops Grown: 7628
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Towns Built: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Runes Activated: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2879 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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