Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 5 Days Minecraft SMP

    5 Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FriendshipRescueCraft

    FriendshipRescueCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Zombie Dances: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

    WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

    Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 119 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DisagreeCraft

    DisagreeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 381
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6053 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fish Oil Factory

    Fish Oil Factory
    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name FunCraft Server
    Server Type Survival
    Age of World 300 days
    Requirements No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

    4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

    Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 New Chunks Explored: 125955
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Who Are We Minecraft Server

    Who Are We Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6759 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GuestsGoneWild

    GuestsGoneWild
    Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

    But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ZionFree Minecraft Server

    ZionFree Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Enchantments Applied: 196
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

    DroneZone: AI Kills 80%
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

    Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magic Items Found: 6305
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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