Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Gods Slained: 0
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 97 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Towns Built: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Magic Items Found: 7671 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 273 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 274 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4675 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6247
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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