Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Chimeras Created: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4762 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 192 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Animals Bred: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Dimension Hops: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ores Mined: 8077

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Farms Harvested: 987 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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