Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2316
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Villages Defended:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3739	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TalibanTakedownCraft

Afghan, Allies, Asylum, Bravery, Britain, Conflict, Defense, elite soldiers, foreign policy, Government, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Military, Refugees, resettlement, SETTLEMENT, Taliban, TalibanTakedownCraft, uk, war veterans

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3024

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Land

Arena, Boxpvp, Challenges, closed spaces, Combat, Competition, dynamic fights, Equipment, Events, no compromises, No Lag, Pixel Land, Polish, Polish server, progress tracking, PvP, Ranking system, Resources, Skills

We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	4651	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

Active, Anarchic, Anarchy, Community, Custom, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Pure Spawn, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TUSA, Vanilla

The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Limbus Co. Minecraft Server #2019

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, Oblivion2024, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland Outis, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland roaming around.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we extract targets like Faust and navigate through sections like Cinq West and Zwei West. Who needs a regular old survival server when you can be a part of this madness?

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. So get ready for some serious spoilers and mind-bending gameplay.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the chaos. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more insanity.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a combination of mining, building, and unraveling the mysteries of the Limbus Company? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

adult life, attractive, BlockyBoi, clubbing, Creature, dead end relationship, freedom, Friends, Halloween, holding a conversation, Make Friends, meet people, Minecraft, NEET, Potential, preventing, problem solving, shut-in, single, smp, social conversation, Stuck, TEENAGE, Unattractive

Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyLoveTriangle

arranged marriage, Arranged Marriages, asexual identity, coming out, communication breakdown, community expectations, CraftyLoveTriangle, cultural norms, custody battles, denial of feelings, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family secrets, family unity, hidden relationships, Infidelity, LGBTQ, long term affair, regret, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RocketRaidReporter

aiding the enemy, American journalist, charges, Conflict, court case, Espionage, foreign relations, international law, Israel, Journalism, Legal, media ethics, MIDDLE EAST, press freedom, providing information, Reporting, rocket attacks, RocketRaidReporter, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wartime

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

animal studies, anxiety behavior, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, AnxietyFree, brain activity, brain function, cognitive function, intranasal delivery, intranasal RNA therapy, memory boost, memory enhancement, memory improvement, MemoryCraft, mental health, neurological disorders, neurotransmitter regulation, RNA therapy, rodent models, serotonin receptor, serotonin regulation, stress relief

lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1247
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Last Rampart

Adventure, city building, Community, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Pets, private island, PvE, PvP, Questing, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Talents, Towny, weapons

Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

Join us and build your empire in your image!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7329	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AxMC

Adventure, AxMC, Biomes, building, Challenges, city, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Epic, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Help, Minecraft, mobs, Resources, Rewards, Survival, Trading

Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.