Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 297
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Star Shards Collected: 150
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ores Mined: 4078

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8373 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 188 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4247 Emeralds Found: 938
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 775 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magic Items Found: 5492
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7746
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 670 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ores Mined: 6299 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Farms Harvested: 276
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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