Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Endless Night Skies: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Arctic Plant Party

    Arctic Plant Party
    Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

    Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Forgive Her Minecraft Server

    Forgive Her Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Diana’s SMP Adventures

    Diana’s SMP Adventures
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7676 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

    LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP
    Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3513 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 191 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineCraftMate: The One!

    MineCraftMate: The One!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

    Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server
    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

    We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

    Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

    So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

    FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies
    so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Farms Harvested: 697 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Love Bytes Server

    Love Bytes Server
    so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

    like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

    and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

    so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

    Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

    Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

    MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockBusters

    BlockBusters
    Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

    Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GenocideGamerGirl

    GenocideGamerGirl
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8985 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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