Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Villages Defended: 20
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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