Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Behavior, Calls, Chat, Commies, Communication, controversial, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Ideology, insults, internet, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, ONLINE, Path, Political, retards, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6967	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Void Gems Collected:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2465	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Potions Brewed:	111	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	3354	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	3976
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	456469
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Votes:	1361	Chimeras Created:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	103

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com