Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Behavior, Calls, Chat, Commies, Communication, controversial, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Ideology, insults, internet, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, ONLINE, Path, Political, retards, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Dragon Eggs Found:	9354	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2535
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2712	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Votes:	3494	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9056
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645