Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Behavior, Calls, Chat, Commies, Communication, controversial, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Ideology, insults, internet, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, ONLINE, Path, Political, retards, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1370	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	576
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2690
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Players Killed by Monsters:	3064
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchantments Applied:	96
Void Gems Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9438
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crops Grown:	7965

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	267
New Chunks Explored:	385543	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com