Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Behavior, Calls, Chat, Commies, Communication, controversial, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Ideology, insults, internet, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, ONLINE, Path, Political, retards, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	207
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9299	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	894	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9181	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8976

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Emeralds Found:	5460	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6262	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net