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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27
Animals Bred: 191 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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