Certusian Gaming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Out Shopping Minecraft SMP Son’s Christmas

anger, anger management, assault, BETRAYAL, christmas, christmas chaos, coping with stress, counterfeit Santas, Disappointment, driving home, Dysfunctional family, Family issues, Fatherhood, holiday stress, Infidelity, mailman, Minecraft, shopping, smp, Son, Sons, Toy, wife cheating

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

🎄Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to escape reality? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, including getting assaulted by mailmen and battling counterfeit Santas! 🎅🏻 Plus, who needs a wife when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with your virtual friends? And forget about your ungrateful son, he’ll be begging to join once he sees the crazy adventures you’ll be having on our server! So ditch the drama and join us for a Christmas you’ll never forget! 🎁 #ForgetChristmas #JoinUs

Newbie Minecraft Server

binge watching, can’t stop watching, Entertainment, episode 6, Good, Hooked, just started watching, Minecraft, new favorite, newbie, Server, Show, TV series

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	37	Void Gems Collected:	40
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mines Excavated:	4161	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their TNT for party hats and are ready to boogie down with you.

2. Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their sick dance moves.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. Say goodbye to tedious obsidian mining forever!

4. Our server is so popular that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. He’s been known to challenge players to build battles and even gives out exclusive diamond armor to the winners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Green Light Anime Director Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime adaptation, capcom, Characters, Director, Fighting, games, green light, Green.., Light, Mangas, Martial Arts, Minecraft, new, Original Story, smp, Stories, street fighter, Studio, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1460	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the chosen ones can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, so good luck getting past him!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a quest system where you can embark on crazy adventures like hunting down the elusive pink sheep or rescuing villagers from zombie attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in the PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race. The winner gets to ride the dragon around the server for a whole week, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships forged in the fires of battle are even stronger.

Kathleen’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Kathleens, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Farms Harvested:	671
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	4889

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Kathleen Kong’s quest for white cock in her yellow pussy! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and mutant pigs, all while navigating through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the richest player in all the land?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Creeper Costume Contest where players compete to see who can explode in the most stylish way possible. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for Kathleen Kong and her quest for white cock – you never know where she might pop up next!

Half-Leprechaun Half-Navajo Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, biracial, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, diverse background, dual heritage, ethnic background, family history, Genealogy, HalfLeprechaun, HalfNavajo, heritage, Identity, indigenous culture, irish, Minecraft, mixed heritage, mixed race, multicultural, native american, proud to be Irish, proud to be Native American, smp, traditional roots

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7372
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and chaos! Join us if you want to experience the wild combination of Irish luck and Native American spirit in one epic adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow or stumble upon a hidden treasure buried by ancient spirits. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

ElectronicFirePvP Server

balance top, banktop, Economy, ElectronicFirePvP, gamemode, grow up, Huge lifesteal, kill, LifeSteal, MONEY, PvP, Server, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Hello everyone welcome to my ElectronicFirePvP server. You can join my server and pvp on my server. You can vote my server and grow up my server. You can kill other players and get money and you balance top and banktop. You can play some gamemode such as:

Lifesteal: Huge lifesteal, Economy, Vanilla, PVP

ElectronicFirePvP.aternos.me:18716

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

Alien, alien conspiracy, alien encounters, alien invasion, alien sightings, aliens, Country, cultural impact, Extraterrestrial, foreign invasion, global invasion, intergalactic, international culture, Invasion, invasion movies, invasion of earth, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Space Invaders, UFO, world invasion

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8214	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! We have aliens from all corners of the galaxy hanging out and discussing international culture. You never know what kind of crazy conversations you’ll walk in on!

Join us for a chance to trade with extraterrestrial beings and learn about their unique customs. Who knows, you might even pick up a few intergalactic recipes along the way!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly out of this world. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Moscow SMP

athens, belgrade, berlin, Bucharest, budapest, California, Copenhagen, Crafty, Dublin, Florida, georgia, Idaho, iowa, Istanbul, Kansas, kentucky, Lisbon, London, Madrid, Maryland, Minnesota, Montana, Moscow, New Jersey, new york, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, oslo, Paris, Pennsylvania, Prague, Rome, smp, stockholm, texas, vienna, Virginia, Warsaw, West Virginia, Wyoming, Zürich

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our virtual world where cities are named after real-life locations but with a twist. Moscow, Idaho is actually a tropical paradise, Berlin, Maryland is a desert wasteland, and Paris, Texas is a snowy wonderland.

Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.

But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?

XDko SERVER

ablaze, Awesome rewards, Bedwars, best pvp server, Boxpvp, Creative, Economy, fighter, game modes, Huge box, Items, Join, KitPvP, Kits, LifeSteal, Mini Games, MONEY, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Rewards, Server, stealing, Vote, welcome, XDko server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Hello everyone welcome to my best pvp server and welcome to vote my XDko server. So now You can join my some best game modes such as:

KitPvP: Money, Fighter and more kits ablaze on the kitpvp server.

BOXPVP: Huge box, Economy, PVP and stealing other items and more on my best XDko server. Play and get awesome rewards in my server

XDko.aternos.me:28307

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Potions Brewed:	189
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr4.TexRich.ru

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, Server, vshojo, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	9148
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9990
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer Exotic Snacks Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a team of VShojo vtubers who are just as wild and wacky as the blocks they build with. From Froot, who can build a house faster than you can say “apricot,” to Mouse, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed (literally, she wears a blindfold while playing).

But that’s not all! We have Henya, the genius redstone engineer who once built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky. And don’t even get me started on Haruka, who can tame creepers like they’re her pets.

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Peke yapping away with a pacifier in her mouth and a blankie in hand. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lava pits, but we won’t talk about those). Build, explore, and have a blast with our crazy crew of vtubers. Just remember to ignore the guy with a shit streak on his ass. Trust me, it’s better that way.

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phase Connect General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane Nasa the Nap Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru as they fight over who has the best fashion sense in the land. And don’t even get me started on the legendary adventures of Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess!

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Remilia Nephys, the Queen of Chaos, or Chisaka Airi, the Chicken Whisperer. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Trashplex Clans

base building, borderlands, Champions, Clans, Epic, Factions, Farming, Fields, Fun, Legendary Weapon, Minecraft, Nether, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Sieges, teamwork, Trashplex, twists, World bosses

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3504
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Team up with your friends and build your own epic base in this Factions meets Champions game mode! Defend your base from would-be raiders and launch epic sieges on your worst enemies! Go out into the Borderlands to hunt down fearsome world bosses in hopes of obtaining a powerful Legendary Weapon, or venture into Nether or Fields and farm for valuable resources. Play the game how you want and enjoy the similar Factions style gameplay with several fun and awesome twists!

us.trashplex.com

Quality Minecraft Server

bugs, controversy, CP77, criticism, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, dystopian, Expectations, futuristic, Gaming, glitches, Life, Minecraft, Quality, Reality, Server, Setting, society, Technology, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Votes:	8141	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old dystopian settings in games like Cyberpunk 2077? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a truly outrageous dystopian experience that will make you question your sanity!

Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Enchantments Applied:	101	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with shiny gems. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s see who can survive the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3