So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got like, cerebellar neurons doing the cha-cha slide and stuff. It’s like a dance party in your brain, man. And get this, we got like, special treatments for all your movement disorders. Your character will be busting out sick dance moves while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like therapy and gaming all rolled into one. Join now and let your neurons party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
Dragon Scales Harvested: 364 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Crops Grown: 4933
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2383 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5502 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Crops Grown: 5101 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ores Mined: 1860 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 150
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 3349
    Ores Mined: 9750 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1867 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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