A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6516 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1644 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 43 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
