CataSim Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	2690	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Votes:	862	Dragons Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	295
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	9336
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchantments Applied:	288
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ores Mined:	5386
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	674	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9084
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7859	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64