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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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