CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	5786

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

aita, authority figure, bookstore, cousin, CousinRuleBreakerCraft, Dangerous, Doctor, inaccurate science, jurassic park, Jurassic world, Michael Crichton, movies, Nonsensical, novel, Peer, pocket money, rule, shoddy science, turning a blind eye, uncle, Warning

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9256	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimension Hops:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	577	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchantments Applied:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9972
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	693
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1339	Potions Brewed:	76
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.