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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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