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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Villages Defended: 14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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