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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Items Found: 4387
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
Void Armor Forged: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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