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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9044 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7166 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.