CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

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so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCraze – Where Creepers Dance and Diamonds Shine

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the VIPs hang out! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers – because we don’t mess with the small fry here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite club, where we discuss all things indie vtubers in every language under the sun. Got a 499-view oshi you want to shill? Bring them in, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide for all your meme-worthy moments and a VOD Archival Guide for when you want to relive the magic. Plus, we’ve got a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because we celebrate our virtual idols like it’s nobody’s business.

And let’s not forget about the official /lig/ booru – because where else can you find the best fan art of your favorite indie vtubers?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make some virtual memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCrazyNumbers – Where math and madness collide in the world of blocks! Join us now!

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Are you tired of being lied to by game developers? Do you want a Minecraft server where promises are actually kept? Look no further! Join our server and experience over 1,000 planets to explore – yes, you heard that right, OVER 1,000! Unlike other games, there are no invisible walls here, climb any mountain you want without being deceived. We don’t believe in fake endings, we have a whopping 200 endings for you to discover. Don’t let yourself be fooled by those deceitful developers, join us and experience the truth in all its glory! Trust us, we’re not like *him*…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Boot Camp: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking action is not only frowned upon, but also illegal! That’s right, we take our no-action policy very seriously. Thinking about breaking this rule? Think again, because even thinking about it will soon be against the law.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can peacefully mine and build without any pesky action getting in the way. Our community is dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring that no one even dares to think about taking action.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of obeying the law in the most ridiculous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so law-abiding and hilarious at the same time?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Honkai Rail LOLs

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little chaos (in a good way, of course).

Imagine exploring a world where the sky is the limit and the only boundaries are the ones you set for yourself. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for hidden treasures, or embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new features and events that will keep you on your toes. From battling mythical creatures to participating in epic PvP tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6991	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Time-Traveling Fembots Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet fembots from the future who have traveled back in time just to date you in Vienna! That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you stroll through the streets of this virtual city with your robot arm candy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. You’ll be busting out moves you never knew you had as you party the night away with other players from around the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love with a fembot from the future!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4721	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Boogaloo: The Animated Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a mashup of all your favorite RPGs! Imagine battling creepers with the power of Personas, or building epic structures inspired by the tales of old. And don’t even get us started on the Steins;Gate-inspired time travel adventures you can go on! Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see which RPG-inspired adventure reigns supreme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6130	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ores Mined:	5527	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso’s Playground

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Welcome to the Sleep is Consent Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic installations that will blow your mind!

Forget about sleep, because on this server, consent is key! Dive into a world where models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content collide in the most chaotic yet exhilarating way possible.

But that’s not all! Explore our LoRa Training grounds, indulge in some OP Pasta, and discover the wonders of PonyXL Information. With links to Wiki pages, tag groups, and samplers galore, you’ll never run out of things to do on this server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself merging blocks with the best of them or embarking on a quest to uncover the secrets of Easy Diffusion. The possibilities are endless on this Minecraft server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

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¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!

Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!

Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Booboo’s Bizarre Adventure: A Minecraft Server for the Confused and Amused

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, or “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “The Great Sheep Rebellion” where all the sheep on the server unite to overthrow the players and take control of the world. Will you join forces with the sheep or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and chaos? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OpaCraft: Where Zeus and Moses team up for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyMomsRUs: Where Minecraft meets MILF hunting – but no guarantees on finding a GF!

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for I have discovered the ultimate secret to finding a dommy mommy girlfriend on our server! But beware, the answer may shock you… You must build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and serenade it with love songs every night under the moonlight. Legend has it that a mysterious dommy mommy will appear and claim you as her Minecraft soulmate. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building that diamond love shack! Who knows, you might just find true love in the most unexpected of places.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.