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Opinion-Free Kids’ Cafe Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	424290	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GayCraft: Secrets & Sass

acceptance, attraction, Bisexual, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, DATING, Drama, Friends, Gay, GayCraft, Honesty, Kindness, LGBTQ, love, rejection, relationships, Sass, Secrets, self-identity, Sexuality, social media, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we accept players of all orientations, even if they’re as confused as a creeper in a maze! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and maybe even find love in unexpected places, just like our player who thought he was gay but ended up questioning everything after a girl asked him out.

Explore our server and make friends who will support you through rejection, whether it’s from a dragon or a potential date. And if things get too crazy, just deactivate your social media like our player did to avoid any drama from spilling over into your pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and let’s see what kind of wild and wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself, just like our player did when he realized he might be more bi than he thought. Let the adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a top hat. Trust us, this server is where dreams come true (as long as your dreams involve exploding sheep and talking trees). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	116
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7192	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	5661
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	1300
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	7827	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3164

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4