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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8746 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1310 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5061 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.