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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2216 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
