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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7012 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3922 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5922 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
