CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Void Armor Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	8529
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9803

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8228	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	2754
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8293	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchantments Applied:	166	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ores Mined:	8053	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Items Found:	6290	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	770
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5132	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	331339	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	97/900	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1