Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Love Letters Sent: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server

    Ok Looking Girlfriend Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your friend’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and create while also getting caught up in some juicy gossip.

    We’ve got history fanatics, industrial museum meet-cutes, and friends pressuring each other to make questionable relationship decisions. Who needs a moral when you can have all this chaos?

    So if you’re tired of boring servers and want to spice up your Minecraft experience, come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable life choices. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP

    Beyond TheXFilesMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off! Can you bust a move better than a llama in a top hat? Join our server to find out!

    But that’s not all. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Will you be brave enough to face off against these poultry warriors and claim the treasure for yourself? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with llamas, ninja chickens, and who knows what else. It’s like the X-Files meets Minecraft, with a sprinkle of absurdity thrown in for good measure. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL

    StepMomNoHelpNeededLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild co-parenting adventures of a lifetime!

    Our server features intense mediation sessions, court battles, and therapy sessions – all in the name of deciding which blocks to place next. Will you be able to navigate the unstable relationships and ever-changing dynamics of this virtual world?

    But that’s not all! Join us for the ultimate challenge of dealing with stepdaughters who have been brainwashed by their mom to dislike you. Can you earn their respect and build a strong bond, or will you be left feeling colder than a snow biome?

    And don’t forget about the new dance classes 50 minutes away! Will you be able to juggle your own responsibilities while dealing with ex-wives who think they can call all the shots? It’s a dance-off like no other!

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama, the chaos, and the insanity. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelatedNightmares

    PixelatedNightmares
    Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Crops Grown: 4967
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Falling into the Void: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4510 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Farms Harvested: 960 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 3223
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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