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Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6722	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	4507	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	7692
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4455	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	489	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	3097
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	3667
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

MinersUA

Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Dragon Eggs Found:	4819
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Real life based and political server, where for us, freedom of choice is everything. You can use everything our server offers, and more. Your choices are unlimited as the game itself, but don’t be too happy: rules still exist.

65.108.73.224:40060

PixelmonGO

Adventure, Community, cracks, Daily Rewards, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, evil team, French, launcher, Minecraft, Moddé, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pixelmongo, pokemon, Premium, Quests, Roleplay, Server, sinnoh, Survival, Towny, Universe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Pixelmongo is an incredible Pixelmon server available thanks to our launcher in version 1.16.5 This server accepts premium players like cracks! A unique gameplay awaits you.

Join us now!

Site: https://pixelmongo.fr/ Launcher: https://pixelmongo.fr/launcher/ Discord: https://discord.gg/pixelmongo

Discover our Minecraft Pixelmon Moddé server based on a universe mixing Minecraft and Pokémon. More than 900 Pokémon to be captured as well as mergers unique to the server, a sales hotel, an adventure world reproducing the adventure of Sinnoh, explore dungeons of each evil team at the start of your adventure, accomplish quests and win daily rewards . Relive your best Pokémon memories within a dynamic multiplayer community. Join the best French Minecraft Pixelmon server now by downloading our launcher. Pixelmongo is the benchmark in Pixelmon server in France!

play.pixelmongo.fr

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

#clues, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, Desperation, Disappearance, fear, Help, Hope, investigation, Japan, Lost, missing person, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 275900668, Realm, search, Suspense, Thriller, TOKYO, unknown, urban legend, Yuki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because this server is like a trip to the upside-down world of Stranger Things, but with creepers and diamonds instead of demogorgons and Eleven.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness where anything is possible and Yuki is lost…like, seriously lost. But don’t worry, we’re all lost in this crazy world of blocks and mobs, so why not get lost together?

From epic build battles to insane treasure hunts, this server is the ultimate playground for all you blockheads out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get lost in the madness together!

CobbleStory

Adventure, Capture, Champion, Community, French, Hotel, launcher, Memories, mergers, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Sales, Server, Survival, Trainers, Universe

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dimension Hops:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Villages Defended:	15

COBBLESTY is the best Minecraft COBBLEMON server, managed by members with great experience in the field of Pokémons servers, we offer an immersive server with additions to make your adventure unique and pleasant.

Discord: https://discord.gg/cobblestory

Discover our Minecraft Cobblemon Moddé server based on a universe mixing Minecraft and Pokémon. More than 1000 Pokémon to capture as well as unique mergers in the server, a sales hotel, an adventure world reproducing the adventure of Pokémon, explore and face trainers and becoming champion, accomplish quests and win daily rewards. Relive your best Pokémon memories within a dynamic multiplayer community. Join the best French Minecraft Pixelmon server now by downloading our launcher. COBBLESTY is the benchmark in COBBLEMON server in France!

play.cobblestory.fr

Players:	97/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	287
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15