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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8248 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
New Chunks Explored: | 934879 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!