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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 597 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 69 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!