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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5343 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
We got mobs that represent different types of cancer, like the Creeper Cancer and the Skeleton Sarcoma. You gotta defeat them to unlock special power-ups that boost your health and strength. It’s like chemo, but way more fun!
Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you lose weight just by playing. Forget the gym, just spend hours mining for diamonds and battling mobs. You’ll be ripped in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate cancer-fighting, weight-losing Minecraft warrior! Let’s do this, fam!